I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.– Audrey Hepburn (via talesfromateen)
radionuclide: pwnedepicfail: that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it. #then you hover around it for a while #maybe stroke it #read the blurb
person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe
twinkle2xlittlestar: bartimanus: wontonpoop: Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!
if you play with my hair until i fall asleep i will fall in love with you
beyoncebeytwice: NO MICROSOFT WORD IM PRETTY SURE THATS HOW I SPELL MY NAME THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTION THOUGH
charlesdutton: i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cute
Janitor: FROM THE WINDOWS... TO THE WALLS...Cleaning up the bathroom stalls. Till my mop wets all these halls, all you bitches fall.
drblaine: *aggressively holds boobs while running down the stairs*